Yarrr...

This weekend, we learned that whiskey is delicious, started reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, frantically dressed up as pirates in homemade eyepatches and our scarce striped clothing, stole rum, stashed it in a car rental place and returned for it once outside the bar, kicked it at the Watusi, digressed on history, outdrank all the Kiwis around with the help of a Scotsman, woke up disoriented, planned a trip to Dunedin and Queenstown, took a walk to the seal coast (no seals), played several games of chess, and stole a pirate flag from the beach as a memento. Now we arrrrrrr about to watch Evil Dead II.

I also spilled wine on my keyboard, apparently destroying the delete and arrow keys. This is a major catastrophe. I also lost quotation marks and dashes. Fuck!