"There were never any good old days, they are today, they are tomorrow!"
-Gogol Bordello

26 December 2008

Ingredients for a Christmas kebab

Yep, reality courtesy of Southern Hemisphere weather. I made the... interesting decision of getting 5-year-old Ross a foam sword for a present. He spent the rest of the day with a firm hold on the foam handle, intermittently whacking me and all the adults. Teach a kid how to fish...

I am in Queenstown at the moment, siphoning money out of my bank account and into a variety of tramping-related ends. I'll let you know how that goes.

I finished reading Paul Krugman's The Return of Depression Economics this morning. A prescient book, really, considering that it was written in 1999. It discusses the financial crises that wracked the developing world (Mexico, Argentina, East Asia, Russia, Brazil...) during the 1990s, and argued that we may be in for a big one in the future. The crises all seemed rooted in speculative bubbles - money rushed into places, pushed up the prices past reasonable levels, and when people realized that, the money rushed out again. Usually the (poor) inhabitants of the country were left to pay the price.

It's a good book and an intelligent treatment of the whole problem. But it fails to raise one key question: Why did the speculative bubbles start occurring now? Where did all this money come from?

That one gets us into a morass of interesting questions: Tax rates, returns to capital versus returns to labour, etc, etc. But if it turns out that the problem is too much capital with too few productive outlets, leading to "investment" in asset bubbles, it turns out to be remarkably simple to develop a solution. Simply bring back the top marginal tax rate of 90%...

This last thought from the "Preliminary Notes" to Milorad Pavic's Dictionary of the Khazars, which I am rereading for the fourth or fifth time:

Imagine two men holding a captured puma on a rope. If they want to approach each other, the puma will attack, because the rope will slacken; only if they both pull simultaneously on the rope is the puma equidistant from the two of them. That is why it is so hard for him who reads and him who writes to reach each other: between them lies a mutual thought captured on ropes that they pull in opposite directions. If we were now to ask that puma - in other words, that thought - how it perceived these two men, it might answer that at the ends of the rope those to be eaten are holding someone they cannot eat...


Flesh-eating puma radio?

It's a glib take on authorship and the act of reading, and of course on the thought processes of big cats. But in typing it out I found that it began to describe a different situation - transcontinental threads, puma-nets, threaded between you and me. What is our puma, I wonder? I would like to see it, and of course you, perhaps gripping the other end of the rope with fingers numbed by the northern winter.

23 December 2008

In brief

Actually, in boxers... never mind.

Tonight, I attempted baking the muffins that Anne does so well. A comedy of errors, really: not enough flour, not enough oats, not enough butter, too many spices tipped in by accident, and then milk three days past the best-by date. I ladled the soupy mixture into the tin, and ate the final result with a spoon.

The muffins were surprisingly tasty if gelatinous.

I will be spending Christmas in Hamiltron (City of the Future) with relatives, and then running down to the South Island to go tramping with a mate from Williams. I wish you all a happy holiday season, and plenty of booze.

Last week, I learned to my great happiness that I had been offered a permanent job at the Ministry. This in spite of the most rambling, unfocused job interview I'd ever undergone. I think I managed to explain half of my life story. In retrospect, it wasn't good for my nerves to spend a week at work looking over my shoulder every five minutes.

Christmas dinner with the flatmates turned us all into gorged anacondas before desert. Barely enough energy left to pour the wine.

Anne leaving made me very sad. On the plus side, we got to go to a famous black-sand beach beforehand. Hearing from her: I sort of miss the snow.

I also have discovered that I can barely feed myself if left to my own devices. Has anybody else had this experience upon graduating university?

At long last, I made my pilgrimage to the glorious colossal squid at Te Papa. It was a tour de force of tentacles. I actually felt a frisson of anticipation run up my spine as I walked up the steps. I was reminded why I love natural history museums. On the way out, a lady from the museum asked me to complete a survey:

What did you come to see? The squid.
What did you see? The squid.
Would you recommend this to your friends? The squid was excellent.
Are you planning on returning? Yes, to commune with the squid.

21 December 2008

Utopia and apocalypse: Some preliminary thoughts

In the wake of every financial crisis, Joseph Schumpeter undergoes a revival. Schumpeter was an Austrian economist who wrote about business cycles and technological change. He proposed that capitalism carried itself forward through a process of creative destruction. As new technologies or organizational principles arose, they necessitated the wreckage and replacement of previously-installed fixed capital (e.g. buildings, machines, even whole cities today). For many, the analogy to (the results of) today's financial crisis are acute: For productive accumulation to begin again, the ancien regime - from investment banks awash in bad debts to GM auto plants geared to produce SUVs - must be swept away.

This all sounds very radical. But in some senses, it's only the tip of the social-change iceberg. Revolutionaries, from the Jacobins through Lenin and to Milton Friedman and his neoliberal wrecking-crew, have called for acts of immense destruction before Utopian creation can begin anew. To quote Slavoj Zizek on the subject, the revolutionary process "begins with the gesture of radical negativity... There then follows a second stage, the invention of a new life - not only the construction of a new social reality within which our utopian dreams would be realized, but the (re)construction of those dreams themselves." (The Universal Exception, p. 50)

The leftist revolutionaries invented guillotines and attempted to forge a New Man, one that could stand up to the task ahead of him. The neoliberal revolutionaries implemented shock treatment (literally and figuratively), attempting to flatten societies to an antediluvian free market state. In both cases, the proposed utopias were enabled only by immense destructive energies. Schumpeterian metaphors prevailed.

One of the things emerging from this is that utopia and apocalypse appear as two sides of the same document. On one side, the writ of creation; on the other, the death penalty for what (and who) came before. This connection has long since been ingrained in our collective unconsciousness.

We tend to project our utopian dreams onto the space outside the capitalist world-system. Before the imperialism of the late 19th century, utopia was imagined in the empty, uncolonized places. The frontier, cleansed first in imagination and then in reality of its native inhabitants, was seen as an Eden for the taking. In the 20th century, up until 1991, utopia was projected into the Soviet Union, the space carved out away from capitalism by the 1917 revolution.

There was, I think, a certain tension or anxiety that always operated vis-a-vis really-existing communism. At least until the revelations of the Stalinist and Cultural Revolution traumas, leftists saw the communist world as a possible space of hope. To reactionaries, communist nations were a potential threat to domestic hegemony, compelling them to make concessions to working-class movements. (In other words, capitalism was disciplined to cross-class acceptability in the form of the welfare state by a potentially attractive alternative.) In short, the Soviet Union forced the left to think about utopia, and the right to think about how it might be forestalled.

At the same time, there was the very serious spectre of nuclear destruction. Two mutual enemies in possession of enough bombs to irradiate every square mile of the earth presented an extremely obvious problem. By the 1980s, the US had a president that joked about bombing Russia on live radio. To quote Reagan's ideological successor, "This sucker could go down." Until 1991, Western society lived with a tension between utopia and apocalypse.

(An interesting note: Tariq Ali, among others, notes that many modern-day neo-conservative hawks were originally Trotskyists or Maoists. In short, they started out as the apostles of revolution and utopia, and by the Reagan administration were usually in the front row of the apocalyptic-minded "launch the missiles" chorus. This is no real coincidence.)

In 1991, of course, the Soviet Union collapsed, and China began its turn to capitalism. The jig was up for communist utopianism. At this point, an interesting move occurred. Francis Fukuyama symbolized it best: He wrote a book claiming that it was the "end of history", in the Hegelian sense, and that Utopia was at hand in the form of capitalism and liberal-democracy. This idea - that we were already living in utopia - captivated the imagination of those on the right who had formerly spoken out against utopian imagining.

Ironically, the foreclosing of any further utopian thinking has redirected energies into apocalypticism. The 1990s - for the Western world a peaceful and prosperous decade - spawned a slew of disaster movies (the asteroid movies, Independence Day, etc) and widespread panic over the hypothesized Y2K disaster. Millenarian cults and talk of "black helicopters" started to preoccupy the paranoid end of the political spectrum.

This decade has seen the further radicalization of apocalyptic thinking. The concept of utopia hasn't reappeared - outside of some corners of South America - but unbridled destruction has its day. Zombie catastrophe films are being made at a greater clip than ever, cities and countries are being wrecked by natural disasters (both on the screen and in real life), and al-Qaeda's message of bombs, bombs, and more bombs has its share of adherents.

The suppression of the world-building, utopian impulse has sucked us closer to irreversible catastrophe - financial, ecological, whatever - by ensuring that no serious alternatives to our current world-system are discussed in polite society. Everybody can imagine how the world might end; we all have our favorite pet conflagration. (To put it another way, we're all receiving signals from flesh-eating zombie radios.) Nobody has an image of alternative ways for humanity and the earth to go forward.

(In connection with this last remark, I highly recommend that you listen to David Harvey's remarks on the financial crisis - A Financial Katrina.)

17 December 2008

Photograph

THE PICTURE YOU SEE IS NO PORTRAIT OF ME
IT'S TOO REAL TO BE SHOWN TO SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW
-New Order



Halloween 08

16 December 2008

Oh!

Anne came, saw, went. It's quite lonely in Wellington now.

Oh it just isn't practical, with me down in the capitol, and you on the other side of the world.

But I thought more: This is cool. Later on, I'll be able to say, hey, remember when we graduated from college and moved down to New Zealand? Wasn't that a hoot?

Sometimes I forget that even with temporary inconveniences and today's gray weather, this is the beginning of a great adventure.

10 December 2008

Jetpacks

I saw this today, and I thought: This is the sort of government I want!

Govt agency invests in jetpack development

A Christchurch (NZ) firm's efforts to develop a personal flying machine received a boost of nearly $1 million from the Foundation for Research, Science and Technology.

Inventor Glenn Martin launched the Martin Jetpack -- flown by his 16-year-old son Harrison -- at an airshow in the United States in July.

Today the foundation, a government agency, said it had approved a $968,430 investment by its TechNZ arm in the jetpack.

The funding would allow Mr Martin to carry out additional research and development to improve the performance and safety features of the jetpack.

The investment announced today was TechNZ's second in the Martin Jetpack, following $500,000 in February 2007 for earlier research and development.

Foundation business investment director Eileen Basher said the the TechNZ investment was being made because of the international market potential for the invention.

[...]

"Its success would reinforce New Zealand's reputation as a high-tech country."


A government that gives money to a guy who's building a personal jetpack is a great government. If this is where all the tax I'm paying on beer goes to, I withdraw all of my complaints on the topic. Jetpacks are awesome. I hope they pay him to make us all jetpacks.

08 December 2008

Occupation

One of the things that I initially found very strange about Argentina: In the wake of the 2001 crisis (and before that, the neoliberal "flexibilization" of the economy in the 1990s), large numbers of factories went bankrupt. Usually, the owners sold off the machinery, closed up shop, and got the hell out of Dodge. But sometimes, the laid-off workers re-occupied the factory, defended it against the police, and started work again. This happened in upwards of 200 factories, many of which are still worker-occupied and operated.

The concept of property rights involved seemed quite alien. The workers argued, sometimes even successfully in court, that the factories had a vital social role - they anchored employment in a neighborhood, and depended upon that community in turn - and as a result had an obligation to the community of which they were a part. In short, the workers - and their families - had a claim to ownership on a bankrupt factory.

It's nice, I thought, but it'll never happen in America. So imagine my surprise to wake up the other morning and read this news from Chicago:

Republic workers say they're not leaving without pay

Workers at Republic Windows and Doors are standing firm. They say they’re not leaving the plant until they have a deal, even if that takes all weekend.

“I have to stay,” says worker, Raul Flores, “Not just for me. For my family. For my children.”

The workers voted to continue their sit-in this evening, even after they were told it was unlikely there would be progress on pay issues until Monday.

Republic Windows and Doors announced Tuesday that it would close today because the company could not get continued financing from the Bank of America. Company officials also said they are unable to give workers the 60 days pay and unused vacation as required under the federal WARN (Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification) Act.

Today, U.S. Rep Luis Gutierrez, D-4, pointed out that a state law complimenting the WARN ACT requires the company to give workers an additional 15 days pay, for a total of 75.

The WARN Act covers companies with 100 or more full-time employees.

Workers and the union protested the bank’s decision Wednesday and staged a sit-in at the plant this morning.

[...]

Gutierrez says he's committed to getting a deal for the workers, either from Republic or Bank of America.

“While the company has a very clear relationship and bond which they need to fulfill (with the employees), I think that we need to get to the bottom of this,” says Gutierrez. “I wish they would sign so that we could sit down with Bank of America, who I believe has a moral responsibility, a political responsibility, a responsibility to the city of Chicago.”

Workers gathered around Gutierrez, cheering and shouting, “Si Se Puede!” or “Yes, We Can!”

One of the reasons workers say they are committed to staying at the company through the weekend is their fear that leaving would allow Republic to empty the building of its stock and machinery.

“We have decided to stay as long as we have to because, even of this morning, the company has told us that even our weekly pay is not guaranteed,” says Vicente Rangel, who’s worked at Republic for 15 years. “If we have no money left, and we go out, it’s a very bad situation for us.”


The factory occupation is not quite in the porteño style - workers are sitting down to get the money, including back wages, vacation pay, and severance, that they are owed, rather than control of the factory itself. And the 260 Republic Windows workers are a tiny fraction of the half-million that were laid off in November. But perhaps it's a leading indicator.

Ultimately, this factory occupation isn't about a few dollars more. It's about equity and justice. The (unionized) workers at Republic Windows made the connection between the Bush administration's bank bailouts - i.e. the $25 billion handed to Bank of America - and the lack of assistance for them. Bank of America cut off their factory's line of credit; now they're unemployed. Where's the trickle-down effect?

After layoffs, workers stay at a factory in protest

Workers blamed Bank of America, which they said had served as an important lender to Republic Windows, for cutting off credit to the company and preventing workers from being paid. Some workers carried signs and stickers criticizing the bank: “You got bailed out, we got sold out.”


We will have to wait and see what this means. I hope that people realize that nobody is standing up for their interests - not the banks, not most politicians, not the boards of directors - but themselves. And I hope that people act on this realization and organize themselves, their friends, and their co-workers.

Making a New New Deal: Sitdown strike in Chicago

Much has been made about the prospect that Barack Obama's presidency might, due to economic necessity and the president-elect's interventionist inclinations, be a reprise of the New Deal era.

But there will be no "new New Deal" if Americans simply look to Obama to lead them out of the domestic quagmire into which Bill Clinton and George Bush led the country with a toxic blend of free-trade absolutism, banking deregulation and disdain for industrial policy. Just as Roosevelt needed mass movements and militancy as an excuse to talk Washington stalwarts into accepting radical shifts in the economic order, so Obama will need to be able to point to some turbulence at the grassroots.

And so he may have it.

[...]

"The history of workers is built on issues like this here today," [American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees Council 31 regional director Larry] Spivack told union members at the plant.

07 December 2008

Weekender

How did this weekend turn out so great? Nothing we had planned to do turned out - we didn't go out drinking on Saturday, didn't make it up the Kapiti Coast, didn't go to the Ministry Christmas barbecue (held, inexplicably, on the other side of the harbour).

What did happen was totally unexpected. Two missed coffees in a row, and I get a call from my intended co-coffee-drinker. Did I want to go sailing with her and her husband?

Sure, why not? Anne and I end up out on the Wellington harbour for dusk and sunset - sailing around to the Miramar Peninsula in 15-18 knot wind. Wellington is sublime from the water; hills all lit up with specks of light, a building in the CBD decorated with a tree and two stars. Dusk colors here are extravagant - a function of the clear air.

Upon getting home, I shocked Anne by revealing the stuffed sunbear replica I obtained for her on the sly. As I had just tried very hard to persuade her that I would not return to the store to purchase her the sunbear of her dreams, she was nonplussed.

The next day, we woke late, still tired, added lights to a Christmas tree Anne's mom sent to us, scrapped plans to go to up to the Kapiti Coast, and went for a five-hour ramble to the top of Mt Victoria instead. Along the way, we met two girls who explained the functioning of a rope swing to us (it was awesome) before setting off on the next stage of their Lord of the Rings site tour. Also came across several pairs of people with legs tied together. When we inquired with the second pair, they offered us box wine.

At the top of Mt Vic, an accumulation of three-legged racers greeted us. (Literally, as one of their number came over to talk.) There were few rules, he said. They'd just decided to spend the afternoon climbing Mt Vic tied together, drinking a box of wine, and eating a kilo of cheese, and were now considering continuing on to the wind turbine above the Wildlife Sanctuary. Characters, man, characters. We should have joined them.

Instead, we played an hourlong game of chess that ended in stalemate. A family walked up the path, followed by their cat. (The cat, I found, had been abandoned by his previous owner and now followed them every time they left the house.)

We went home and watched The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Another cinematic tour de force. I drank the final installment of my new favorite mix: L&P and vodka. The L&P, which is world famous in New Zealand, is now empty.

Today, we went to the Tinakori Street Fair, which claims to attract 25,000 visitors, an improbably large percentage of the region's population. I committed some Christmas shopping, and also bought a gray suit for a mere $1. Anne fell victim to the hot sun and smog-free air, and got a sunburn. After fortifying herself with gingerbread ice-cream, we made our traditional Sunday trip to Ernesto's, and played chess.

Along the way, there was a controversy: Did Anne buy me the Scrabble-letter cufflinks of my dreams or not? Earlier, I bought a shirt with French cuffs - which are apparently quite fashionable at the Ministry - at a secondhand shop, but had no cufflinks for it. The Scrabble cufflinks enticed me at the fair, but she dissuaded me from making a purchase. I had a hunch, and spent the rest of the afternoon trying to get into her bag, and began a quickly-thwarted search of the room after she had been in.

It's good to know that the fun seems to be returning to Christmas - the joy of trying to get into the closet where the presents are stored and of rattling the boxes to divine the contents.

We made full use of a Day Tripper bus pass and went to Lyall Bay, walked along the beach, and bought the most delicious fish and chips yet. The entire melange was greasy as, but the fish was perfectly buttery and the chips were crisp yet potato-y. Walked back along the beach and out towards Island Bay. We saw the world's most stereotypical sunset: the rocks were dark and jagged against the blue blue water, the sky faded just right, and the sun was brilliant yellow and orange setting above the South Island mountains.

03 December 2008

Penile disasters

Horrible news from an MSN article. If you are a man warning warning warning you should think carefully before reading this, as it could forever scar you.

The equipment can break

Despite the implication of that particular slang terminology, there's no bone in the penis. Instead, its shaft is composed of sponge-like tissue (that stiffens with the pressure of blood flow), attached to a suspensory ligament. However, errant sexual activity can result in enough pressure to cause a fracture of the ligament. This rare event is evidenced by two disconcerting sounds: an audible pop, followed by a howl of pain.

Says Fisch, "It usually happens when a woman is on top and the penis comes out during sex. If she sits down on it and the penis hits her pubic bone, the pressure of her weight is too much." Fractured penile ligaments represent a medical emergency, and surgery is required to correct the tear.


Anne read this to me while surfing MSN's health section. My reaction was to cringe in terror and cover my vulnerable parts with my hands. I am sorry for inflicting this on you.

01 December 2008

Future of the book

I am an unabashed book-lover, but I've avoided writing about - or thinking about, for that matter - the Kindle. Weird-ass digital book-reader. There is an aura of menace hanging over the slim little creation, and its counterpart, Google Books. Do they herald the death, or dematerialisation and reconstitution in a new technological form, of the book? Will the papery, dog-earable, flip-through-able tome cease to exist, and with it bookshelves, bookstores, dusty bookshop owners?

A New York Times article says no:

It is significant that one says book lover and music lover and art lover but not record lover or CD lover or, conversely, text lover.

There’s reading and then there’s reading. There is the gleaning or browsing or cherry-picking of information, and then there is the deep immersion in constructed textual worlds: novels and biographies and the various forms of narrative nonfiction — genres that could not be born until someone invented the codex, the book as we know it, pages inscribed on both sides and bound together. These are the books that possess one and the books one wants to possess.

[...]

In bookstores, the trend for a decade or more has been toward shorter shelf life. Books have had to sell fast or move aside. Now even modest titles have been granted a gift of unlimited longevity.

What should an old-fashioned book publisher do with this gift? Forget about cost-cutting and the mass market. Don’t aim for instant blockbuster successes. You won’t win on quick distribution, and you won’t win on price. Cyberspace has that covered.

Go back to an old-fashioned idea: that a book, printed in ink on durable paper, acid-free for longevity, is a thing of beauty. Make it as well as you can. People want to cherish it.


Ultimately, this article suggests, the parts of the book industry that are about profits, sales, margins, number of units moved have merely made themselves more vulnerable to a better technology. They've spent years searching for a better way to print silly books on flimsy paper, held together by cheap glue. They started a race to the bottom that will be won by Google Books and the Kindle.

But the better, more noble publishers (like Penguin, Norton, or Verso) have placed themselves in a slightly different market. They still seem to respect the whole of a book: packaging, presentation, critical insight and timelessness. They will be the ones to stick around, and continue to bring us books that we can be happy to see emerge from wrapping paper or backpack.